Leota
Bad Ass Demon Slayer
My bite is worse than my bark.
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Post by Leota on Jun 14, 2006 13:23:34 GMT -5
This clown was starting to aggravate her.
"I don't know what your problem is , but I bet it's hard to pronounce." If only he'd stop flitting about, she might be able to kill the annoying little bastard. She glanced at Junior who was equally unimpressed at the intrusion.
But then it dawned on her that he may be of some use. After all, she was looking to find someone with magical abilities. Someone who could make sense of the scroll. If he proved to be all mouth and no action, then she could just kill him.
"How very...BOOOOOORING! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!"
I might just kill him anyway.
"Now that we established how pathetic you are, why don't you leave so I and this charming little aggresive vampire packed in the body of a sexy general can get down to whatever boring plan you inevitably need me for?"
"Are you offering your services to me?"
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Post by Caleb on Jun 14, 2006 13:27:54 GMT -5
Junior folded his arms, tapping his elbow in annoyance. He wouldn't act until he had at least a shred of an order from Leota, or if this idiot tried something. He waited for what the clown had to say, getting more infuriated by the minute.
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Post by Jester on Jun 14, 2006 13:55:50 GMT -5
"Are you offering your services to me?" The jester vanishes into thin air without a trace, and seconds later a voice is whispering in her ear from behind. "Well, that depends you see, on how much fun it could be." As she turns around Jester suddenly dances back, disappearing in a cloud of whirling playing cards. Then he's sitting cross legged on the ceiling a few seconds later. Holding, and reading, the scroll. "This must be it, isn't it? How very stereotypical of you vampires, going for the summoning of a army. What's with all the death and apocalypse anyway? Why not a spell for a castle made of candy?" He sits there for a few minutes, making silly faces and excruciatingly long "Hmmmmm's" for a minute. "Well, i guess this could be fun, but isn't this to few demons? Want me to...say, double them?"
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Leota
Bad Ass Demon Slayer
My bite is worse than my bark.
Posts: 371
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Post by Leota on Jun 14, 2006 14:12:43 GMT -5
How the hell did he get his hands on that? She had almost given up trying to keep track of his jumping about and sat down in the high backed office chair, thinking.
"You think your childish magic is good enough to bring forth an army? I mean, all you've shown me is you can be very irritating."
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Post by Caleb on Jun 14, 2006 14:14:59 GMT -5
Junior laughed. "I can't stand you, I don't picture you joining the gang. Can I kill him now, General?"
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Post by Jester on Jun 14, 2006 14:21:30 GMT -5
a bamf and a rain of pink stuffed toy bunnies later, Jester is facing her. "It was good enough to turn me from....whatever i was, into this" He gestures along his body, doing a few bodybuilder posses. "So it's good enough. Besides, what better then childish magic to cast this childishly pathetic spell" He waves the scroll around, looking at it with distaste and treating it like it smells bad, before throwing it carelessly on the table. "And if your willing to give a....unvolentaring volunteer, I'm more then happy to give you a SHOW!" He's suddenly behind Junior, repeatedly whacking him on the head with his road. "Doesn't seem to be much in here, why you keep him around? Or have you enslaved him, stopping mister easterbunny from brining me candy?"
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Post by Caleb on Jun 14, 2006 14:23:48 GMT -5
Growling and vamping out, Junior swerved around, seizing Jester by the neck with all his strength, lifting him off his feet.
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Leota
Bad Ass Demon Slayer
My bite is worse than my bark.
Posts: 371
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Post by Leota on Jun 14, 2006 14:31:58 GMT -5
Leota sat back, slightly amused this idiot had the balls to take on Junior. Bravery or stupidity? Stupidity.
She picked up the now disguarded scroll and tapped it against her open palm as the two men danced around each other.
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Post by Jester on Jun 14, 2006 14:36:04 GMT -5
"Why, little boy, you gone and made me mad." Junior starts to notice how his smile is getting bigger. And bigger and bigger untill nothing but teeth is shown thrugh his harlequins cap. Then the mouth open, reveling a gigant gun. Suddenly the gun fires, sending junior, with a rather big wound on his chest, into a bookcase. Jester, his face now back to normal, is standing on the ground, waving his rod at junior. "Bad dog, you need to be leashed" And as on command, several pink dog leashes shoot up from behind the bookcase, effectively chaining Junior to it. "Remember boy. Don't mess with a mage. And you better write that down on your hand if you don't trust your head" He points his rod at his own head to emphasise.
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Post by Caleb on Jun 14, 2006 14:55:48 GMT -5
Junior strained against the restraints, and with some difficulty, ripped off one of the chains. He used his free arm to rip off the other chains, again, with difficulty, now more furious then he'd remembered being in decades.
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Post by Jester on Jun 14, 2006 15:01:57 GMT -5
Jester, not so dumb as to stay in reach of the furious vampire, quickly backs away, suddenly finding a wall. Just to effortlessly walk right up it. He points his finger at one of the bookcases and with a "BANG!" shoots a small orange beam at it. Seconds later the books start flying through the air towards Junior. "Reading is good for you! HAHAHAHAHAAHA"
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Post by Caleb on Jun 14, 2006 15:06:57 GMT -5
As the books flew towards him, Junior didn't make a great deal of effort to dodge. He simply knocked them out of the way as they sped towards him, some occasionally hitting him. As he beat them away, he moved gradually towards Jester.
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Leota
Bad Ass Demon Slayer
My bite is worse than my bark.
Posts: 371
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Post by Leota on Jun 14, 2006 15:09:35 GMT -5
"Junior, I believe you are loosing your touch." She teased. She liked it when he got angry.
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Post by Jester on Jun 14, 2006 15:11:46 GMT -5
"Here i am, trying to give you a proper education, and this is how you repay me? I think it's time for your spanking!" Suddenly Jester is once again gone, just to stand behind Junior seconds later. His jester suit is gone, instead dressed like the classical bullfighter complete with a red cloth he is currently holding in the right position "Torro, Torro!"
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Post by Caleb on Jun 14, 2006 15:12:35 GMT -5
"Do you have to support him here?" he demanded angrily, and finally reached Jester, punching him in the face.
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