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Post by Jester on Aug 6, 2006 18:56:59 GMT -5
Jester teleported away, the massive wrestler vanishing in a horde of scattering rats. All wearing tiny wrestler masks. The rats began to pile up, slowly transforming into Jester again. Now he was wearing his slick (if he said so himself, which he just did) purple suit. He leaned on his thin black cane, purple hat resting on his now green haired head. Thing was, the whole lighting bolt thing was boring. It was dull, overdone and soooo cliche'.
He pointed the cane toward the hovering mage, silver knob folding out like a...silver flower? Several black clawed tentacles shoot out from it, desperately trying to impale Arcan.
That was the problem with the mages of today, no originality. All mimicking the mages of old. Come on, chaos was about chaos. Not doing the same thing as Logics pointy hat wearing little puppets. Honestly, he suspected this guy was even sane. SANE! A chaos mage with a stable mind, what was the world coming to?
Speaking of cd's, he liked this outfit. It was snazzy. And he liked purple. Besides, the derby hat was completely awesome.
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Post by Arcan on Aug 6, 2006 19:23:59 GMT -5
Arcan saw Jester disappear and then come back again in some sort of purple suit. Arcan had to give him a point, it was a nice suit and even tho the guy shoot a flower thing with tentacles at him he just couldn't bring himself to the thought of destroying such a nice suit. But first he would have to do something about this tentacles. He saw Jesters look and understand that the lightning bolt-thing didn't impress him. To do so (and to please the crowd) he would have to do some changes in the way that he used his magic right now. That was OK, he had done it before. The tentacles got closer and was about to hit him with the claws. He raised his hands and suddenly an large amount of trash cans came from every direction, hitting the flower thing. He then let them all float above Jester and tipped them over, making different kinds of garbage fall down on him, he then once again steeped into the darkens, which would look like if he had steeped into a invincible portal to the mortal eye, and showed up on the ground, summoning five big dogs which he hold a leach to each one, if they attacked the suit would be. If it became necessary would let them attack but for the moment he wanted to wait until Jester changed shape again.
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Post by Jester on Aug 6, 2006 19:40:42 GMT -5
Finally, some personality. Jester raised his cane, the silver knob folding out to form a umbrella that harmlessly deflected the incoming garbage. "I see your learning" he said while smoothly floating around Arcan and his dogs. "But that's not enough chaos to hinder me from getting in Chaos knickers tonight."
Jesters howled, his face growing longer and quickly taking the shape of a wolf. Then it grew, not stopping untill his head was five times as big as his body. And then he ate one of the dogs, swallowing it like a tasty plate of nachos. "That's one spicy meataball!" he yelled while twisting his head violently towards the crowd, face returning to normal.
He picked out the blue skinned demoness in the crowd and winked at her, watching as she fainted from desire. (Jester had nothing to do with it. Honest)
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Post by Arcan on Aug 6, 2006 19:51:24 GMT -5
Arcan started laughing hysterically. "Believe me, you really don't want to know what you just ate" He said as he heard the ticking sound from Jesters stomach. "I filled the dogs mouth with dynamite the moment before you swallowed it, thats why it was so spicy. It should detonate in 3...2...1..."
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Post by Jester on Aug 6, 2006 20:20:59 GMT -5
There was a faint boom. But Jester simply stood there, smiling. A few seconds later, one of the dogs exploded in a rather spectacular fashion. Teleportation, the most unappreciated form of magic.
"Guess this means it's my turn." Jester spit out his teeth, which quickly began chattering while bouncing around on the tarmac. Suddenly they leaped at one of the dogs, biting deep into it's tail and sending the poor animal running down the alley where it was hit by a wayward log rolling down the road.
"Tell me, how old are you?" he asked out of the blue, teeth shinning in his mouth as if they never left.
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Post by Arcan on Aug 7, 2006 13:32:01 GMT -5
Arcan took the rest of the remaining dogs and pulled their leashes so that they all hit each other. "Well, to begin with I don't remember which year I was born so it's hard to know". He Now gave the dogs many extra arms which covered there body. The then the arms seemed to melt together and formed a big egg. " My first memory is quite remarkable, It happened quite a long time ago but the exact number is a mystery for me. I guess it was between ten to nintey years ago but I don't know for sure. The thing is that I am not even sure it is my own memory... But thats not important right now". Arcan now created a big fireplace around the egg. "what about you, how old are you and whats your name?" After he had finished that sentence he raised his hands and an army of small sharks suddenly popped out of no where and charged Jester.
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Post by Jester on Aug 7, 2006 13:49:43 GMT -5
Jester reached down, grabbing the ground as if it was a rug. Then he pulled up and quickly pushed down, creating a shockwave that travelled across the ground and threw the sharks to the wind never to return.
Then he was by the egg, dressed as a chef and cocking the egg in a frying pan. He ignored Arcan's questions, instead bursting into song.
This is the song that never ends Yes, it goes on and on, my friends Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because: This is the song that never ends Yes, it goes on and on, my friends Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because: This is the song that never ends Yes, it goes on and on, my friends Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because:This is the song that never ends Yes, it goes on and on, my friends Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because.
Then he stopped, throwing the egg into the air...
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Post by Arcan on Aug 7, 2006 14:08:27 GMT -5
Arcan now jumped up next to Jester and asked: "Who are you and what turned you out like this?". After he said that he created a giant spoon and smashed it to the eggs side which made the egg crack. And out came a giant spider/chiken/dog thing which attacked Jester.
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Post by Jester on Aug 7, 2006 14:22:55 GMT -5
Jester sidestepped the flying mishmash creature, pulling out a revolver and pulling the trigger. A flagpole extended from the barrel, impaling the creature and nailing it to the floor. On the flag was the word BANG! in bold letters. "Chaos" Jester answered before putting his thumb in his mouth. Then he started blowing air into it, the hand growing larger and larger.
Then he swung at Arcan, connecting and sending him crashing into a wall. But he was getting bored again. This mage was no fun, and Logic's constant nagging to leave the guy alone was starting to get to Jester. So he flipped Logic the bird (With his still big hand) and whistled. Instantly his flying bike came charging down the alley, breaking at Jester's feet. He waved at Arcan, the bike shooting out a obscene amount of fire before taking off into the night. All while Jester's insane laugh echoed in the alley.
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Post by Arcan on Aug 7, 2006 14:35:17 GMT -5
Arcan felt the pain of being smashed into the wall, a stupid mistake to move so close to the clown. He could have killed him, but as usual his need to show of got in the way and made him do stupid stuff. Well, the clown wasn't gonna get away unwounded. Arcan created a couple of missiles that he sent toward the clown riding the air bike. Well, he had at least gotten some great laughs during the battle. Especially when the clown smashed into the invincible barrier. He saw the missiles hit the bike and the clown on the bike fell down like a bird who was shoot down from the air. But if he knew the clown right he would be fine and survive under all circumstances. That was probably just a puppet that fell down from the bike or something. Well, that wasn't important. He had a feeling that he and the clown would meet again, and then they had a score to settle. But right now he felt for another round and wanted to resume the waiting process, in case he would get a chance of having even more fun this evening.
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Post by Jester on Aug 7, 2006 14:40:24 GMT -5
Jester stood still in the air, apparently oblivious to the fact that his bike was plummeting to the ground. Then he looked down, his skull popping out of his head and his eyes popping out from his skull while he screamed like a frightened girl.
Then he was falling, plummeting to the ground and flailing his arms wildly. He hit the ground, flattening out like a pancake. Then his hand went up, picking himself up from the ground. He wobbled for a bit before pinching his nose. Then he blew up like a balloon, turning back to his three dimensional form.
The bike was trashed. Not that it mattered, he could always make a new one. Still, it did make him a little upset. That mage, what a spoilsport. Like sport gone bad. Rotten football. Football was boring, bunch of people running back and forth with a ball. No fun at all. But if you exchanged the ball for a bomb...
And so Jester vanished, mind occupied with plans on how to change the world of sports.
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Post by Arcan on Aug 8, 2006 7:19:24 GMT -5
Arcan walked into the club again and went over to his seat. He sat down and grabbed his glass. Maybe, if he was lucky, someone would come in and need him to do something but for now he justed wanted to drink his drink and think about the pleasures of the fight with the clown. Then suddenly he remember, the clown said that he would free him from logic or something. He must have forgotten it since both was still alive (to Arcans disappointment) and none of them had taken any lasting injuries. Well, next time he met the clown he defiantly wouldn't let him get away so easily.
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